stood there all proud and
in charge but really he
was just the ball boy
trying to call all the
local ■■■■■ house for a
quick relief job after dark
to relieve the tension of
all the Games he’s played
with his back hand position
in the bushes behind the
beach huts in Morecambe with
Ernie Wise the funny man
and the bragger from up
the neighbouring village with the
ginger mullet who drinks gin
and tonic while playing darts
with his left foot and
and scores with his right
the only thing he scores with
is the one arm bandit