The 5 Word Story

of big long

pig swill off the farm

Sorry wrong thread.

that caused havoc for miles

because it was a cattle

wagon mans dream to do

production of home cured bacon

and have pork scratchings for

sale in all the pubs

for free to make punters

pour the beer down in

come and visit him in

the back room playing cards

  • darts and ■■■■■■■ until the

barmaid threw him out of

pub due to gas leakage

and seepage which was starting

to smell worse than gas

and the trail on the

car park looked like blood

so the piles are leaking