The 5 Word Story

for the OAP’s xmas party

in Culverhouse Cross allotments as

Upton St. Leonards was cancelled

because tomcats had ■■■■■■ on

the back steps and it

made rather a nasty smell

all over Cardiff and Penarth

but that’s not to different

from the posh part of

Birmingham if you could find

your way from Barry Island

through the smog and rain

and end up at Rhoose

airport in a one winged

pheasant shot at Aberthaw cement

with modern bow and arrows

won at Butlins 1962 funfair

at Minehead the worst place

except for Barry Island which

even the cockroaches won`t venture