the north west coastal area
where people are not too
good at seeing things everyone
else can see,but never
will admit to getting it
wrong but Christmas is not
far away said the art
and crafts teacher who could
drink 15 pints of Guinness
a bottle of rum and
twelve packets of pork scratchings
dipped in garlic sauce with
red hot chilli pepper dip
a packet of Walkers cheese
and onion crisps after a
a good seeing to by
sarge who happened to be
in the area looking for
Barry Island with a wheelbarrow
loaded with poisoned welsh leeks