The 5 Word Story

to incase the crocodiles eat

to much marmite in Sheffield

which gives them sudden W.S.

they like marmite on their

leeks , cultivated in Barry Island

and in their postman stew

mixed with welsh rarebit butties

and cement from Aberthaw works

which holds-in the unique flavour

of bakewell tarts that are

Mr. Kipling`s wayward promiscuous daoghters

who do not like Kendal

or the Heights of Abraham

and keep away from Barry Island

as they don’t like crabs

sticks for their tea when

drinking out of the saucer

the cat has his fish

leading to a broken neck

end of the woods where