so he made nettle tea
Mornin’ 
and rhubarb wine to follow
through with a stinging ■■■■
laced with lamb bhuna and
double dose of raspberry ripple
toilet rolls a plenty in
a cheap store in Albuquerque
but it was the shiny
type that caused mooning reflections
and a ripped arris if
applied to vigorously to the
unclean area that needed a
bit of T.L.C to restore
it’s lustre and softness on
■■■■■■■■ donkey rodeoing in Morecambe
seeing who can stay on
while she bucks and bronks
and that’s only the men!!!
who ain’t tough from Morcambe
or Blackpool looking at the