kiss me quick hats and
old hauliers in long macks
with mullets and sharp suits
and a stick of rock
which their teeth can’t cope
with because it made of
steel from Sheffield which Lancastrians
loathe because they are so
can`t " cotton-on " to woolly clothing
which itches their goolies when
pedalling fast down Parbold Hill
on their trikes very fast
chased by brados in his
bubble car with a big
flashing light on the top
and a parachute braking system
rockets tied either side to
give it a boost now
so he can hurl some
candy floss at the retired