here who lives near Morcombe
cockle beaches but the sea
breeze can freeze the lolly
that he salted away from
from the Morecambe Potted Shrimps
and the tax man who
Who had his beady eye
on the case because of
Harry Redknappy and his dog
and a horse loving twit
hiding from Kenneth Clarke chancellor
of exchequer who had got
a vat of whiskey from his
shed which had been there
since his brother built it
as a W.W. 2 Air-Raid shelter
he was digging for victory
and a few spuds for
Morning all
for his neighbour for Supper
Morning All
but nettles grew up instead