The 5 Word Story

zoo , with the other monkeys

in an enclosure were they

can be pelted with rotten

tomatoes , preferably still in tins

careful though, they wear glasses

and look like mr magoo

and drive just the same

way , causing havoc at loading-bays

and self service super markets

cos forkies are stupid and

hiya,
trying to back in sideways
thanks harry, long retired.

and forking everywhere , and annoying

all the cool wagon drivers

in the shorts and shades

which makes bonnie lass blush

and that’s hard - she said

pulling ice lolly wraper off

a very big lolly shaped

like a big red rocket

with a massive knob on