zoo , with the other monkeys
in an enclosure were they
can be pelted with rotten
tomatoes , preferably still in tins
careful though, they wear glasses
and look like mr magoo
and drive just the same
way , causing havoc at loading-bays
and self service super markets
cos forkies are stupid and
hiya,
trying to back in sideways
thanks harry, long retired.
and forking everywhere , and annoying
all the cool wagon drivers
in the shorts and shades
which makes bonnie lass blush
and that’s hard - she said
pulling ice lolly wraper off
a very big lolly shaped
like a big red rocket
with a massive knob on