The 5 Word Story

who were all dressed up

with chains and whips along

with a dungeon full of

Crabs and long tailed venomous

Vannessa Feltz -style overweight purple dragons

and long slithering snakes were

encasing bonnie lass`s svelte body

Good morning :slight_smile:

and the dragons slept until

CWM came in with his

Daktari-striped Land Rover and trailer

revving his engine full chat

until the conrod came out

of his bottom causing untold

with the waggaly tail woof :laughing: :laughing:

damage to the Landy`s seat

and stupid trans brake that

is actually a wooden peg

in a hole that is

hiya,
a square one at that
thanks harry, long retired.

position where you just can’t