The 5 Word Story

apart from the old boy

who went down the local

dead-end alley with Barrymore and

was lucky to come out

of the swimming pool alive

but he was wearing a

■■■■■ knickers and a rubber

Simon Cowell - lookalike inflatable pink duck

which was very rare and

looked a lot like BIGRIG

dressed up to go out

on the pull at the

Barrymore’s flat in a run

when he had finished his

drink at the vicar’s place

he was not able to

escape as the vicar was

dressed up as a little

fairy which tantalised all the

other weirdos in the house