accessed by a trousers worm
because of hot exhaust manifold
which would cause a shriveled
egg fertilizer to cause discomfort
so had to coat it
with jeyes fluid to cure
the infection before the injection
ooh aah said the vicar
hiya,
would you like more tea
thanks harry, long retired.
only if you put some
thing special in it your
hiya,
single malt in it please
thanks harry, long retired.
“WOOF, yerself” interupted Dougal, who …
and a little dash of
communion wine along with gin
which sent them loopy and
they started laughing hysterically at
Mullens doing his Morris Dancing
and Altitude pole-dancing with T.L.D.
in a ■■■■■■■■ gay bar