The 5 Word Story

[kitkat]

story needs a change of

[captainhook]

that they hide from the

[harry_gill]

hiya,
foreign tourist knowing that they
thanks harry, long retired.

[captainhook]

love cats and dogs too

[brados]

especially for breakfast with a

[bonnie_lass]

Good morning

a fried egg and mushrooms

[cattle_wagon_man]

Good Morning.

and a pint of Guinness

[bonnie_lass]

and a raffle ticket for

[cattle_wagon_man]

bonnie lass as first prize

[captainhook]

She may be bonny but

[mullens]

she is always up for

[brados]

a fight after a session

[bonnie_lass]

with brambles on the way

[captainhook]

to the post office to

[bonnie_lass]

to buy some stamps to

[cattle_wagon_man]

• " Post Early For Next Christmas " -

[brados]

because the post is crap

[cattle_wagon_man]

and TNUK is much quicker

[dave_the_renegade]

and no one will buy

[brados]

stamps at 60p a pop