The 5 Word Story

when there are other ways

but pigeon’s will need training

hiya,
to use sat-nav to get
thanks harry, long retired.

into the pie with gravy

peas and carrots, parsnips and

roast taters, followed with a

trifle and fresh double cream

and spotted ■■■■ with custard

and a barrel of ale

with another for good measure

and a wee dram chaser

for those still standing upright

until your not able to

see straight ahead and tend

to go looking for ugly

…to attach Driver Hour Guards…

Dan.

women, and men unfortunately because

his eyes are very bad

and so is his taste

because the Pie was off