The 5 Word Story

and your large pack of

swan vestas held high to

keep them dry so they

can strike up and light

when he burns down his

house with all the cooking

he has to do for

the local WI contest which

will be judged by the

local weirdos that like to

dress up as women in

Pvc and leather outfits that

make them look repulsive and

fat, but only in certain

areas where chip shops are

open all night except on

mondays when they clean the

Fat out and feed it

the birds and anything that

will fatten-up for the menu