and your large pack of
swan vestas held high to
keep them dry so they
can strike up and light
when he burns down his
house with all the cooking
he has to do for
the local WI contest which
will be judged by the
local weirdos that like to
dress up as women in
Pvc and leather outfits that
make them look repulsive and
fat, but only in certain
areas where chip shops are
open all night except on
mondays when they clean the
Fat out and feed it
the birds and anything that
will fatten-up for the menu