soapy water to clean up
the mess made by the
French general elections , won by
a local biscuit company director
who was so fat that
house is gettin’ shaky This old
making Hobnobs , Figrolls , Jammie-Dodgers , and
cream cakes was out of
proportion , just like Vanessa Feltz
so they decide to give
Vanessa Feltz a very large
Tee-shirt , from a marquee manufacturer
and make her do press
ups in the shed with
a cream cake to hand
to the one with the
tv remote and lots of
axle grease for lubricating the
big long rod that is
ready to do it’s work