The 5 Word Story

soapy water to clean up

the mess made by the

French general elections , won by

a local biscuit company director

who was so fat that

house is gettin’ shaky This old

making Hobnobs , Figrolls , Jammie-Dodgers , and

cream cakes was out of

proportion , just like Vanessa Feltz

so they decide to give

Vanessa Feltz a very large

Tee-shirt , from a marquee manufacturer

and make her do press

ups in the shed with

a cream cake to hand

to the one with the

tv remote and lots of

axle grease for lubricating the

big long rod that is

ready to do it’s work