to the cliffs or Sharp
bend near the all-night pub
where there’s good grub and
a roaring fire with real
flames to make you sweat
and need to quench your
dryed throat with something strong
and give you a warm
feeling in the right place
with good food inside you
and the belly ache next
But nothing too bad before
the doctor had to call
and check for a rare
stomache bug and give his
new drug a try to
reduce flatulance with a bang
by lighting ■■■■■ with a
Good morning 
With a large fireextinguisher handy
Good morning to you
and a bucket of very