The 5 Word Story

even though its a big

Wale in shallow water with

a blow hole full of

magical liquid that will work

wonders , better than anti-wrinkle cream

some say it will make

the skin harder and reduce

friction it willl also make

custard smoother , with no lumps

unlike the school cooks bad

habits of sneezing when serving

hiya
bangers’n’mash cold custard and attitude,
thanks harry, long retired.

and not to forget the

prunes that were mandatory where

they would cause diarrhoea for

a week until the next

hiya,
dollop of prunes and custard
thanks harry, long retired.

that caused the squits again

a mop was needed to

follow certain affected individuals afftermath