town hall where all the
old folk were causing trouble
thinking who to vote for
at the wheel tapers and
shunters club with Colin Crompton
hiya,
best of order he shouted
thanks harry, long retired.
and Dolly Parton helped to
put on a really good
show for Bernard Manning who
hiya,
was at his usual bluest
thanks harry, long retired,
best ■■■■■■ and blinding with
a fishing rod in one
to catch an old trout
with pin and juicy worm
but nothing was biting because
Bernard was eating the worms
and trying to put them
in his underpants with his
mobile phone that was nearly
melted in the heat of