The 5 Word Story

so a certain someone got

the meat cleaver ready , and…

went hunting for a bird

down at the club by

hiya,
route to the Juniper Berry
thanks harry, long retired.

tree in bonnie lass’s garden

but some cat had scared

the bird from the tree

hiya,
who was having a kip
thanks harry, long retired.

after a long session of

supping moonshine from a bucket

hiya,
and attempting to fly home
thanks harry,long retired.

and playing with a big

black bird from west bromwich

and liked a good old

hiya,
fumble around the nesting area
thanks harry, long retired.

down the road in handsworth

where there was lots of

lots of choice at the

local market down in the