The 5 Word Story

enticed everyone to his lair

but bonnie lass became suspicious ,

after the last time he

promised her his Yorkie Bar

gave her the eye it

made D.T.R. green with envy

and brados’s yorkie bar melted

all over his copy of

Farmers weekly and he couldn’t

hiya,
buy his wife a goat
thanks harry, long retired.

so he had no milk

hiya,
so he resorted to putting
thanks harry, long retired.

the ball from long distance

tramping with harry_gill as trailor-boy

and shaved him from head

to toe making him cold

like an oven ready chicken

which is going to get

destroyed into millions of pieces

which means very small portions