his ■■■■■■■ after he ate
a whole cow and drank
a keg of bitter too
before ■■■■■■■ so loud that
he was heard in Bolton
some say it was felt
as far away as the
Scottish Borders which upset the
loch ness monster which was
happily swimming in the loch
until it met the big
taxidermist who desperatley wanted to
tell Bernard to get stuffed
but Holly Willowboobies became jealous
hiya,
and got her own back
thanks harry, long retired.
there was a huge punch
from Jedward and Keith used
a big long rod to
prize the two Jedwards apart
until Fearn came along to