with hot snot for custard
and toenails for toothpicks afterwards
which are highly nutritious for
anyone with a toenail fetish
including gelatine content for jellies
but only raspberry jellies because
they are compatible with toenails
making tasty Scottish oatmeal flapjacks
for all to enjoy and
finishing with dundee cake and
a wee dram o` Scotch
there was an awful smell
well i’m sorry said the
hiya,
bandy legged elderly gentleman who
thanks harry, long retired.
thought he passed wind but
record to see if kitkat 
hiya,
but unfotunately he’d followed through
thanks harry, long retired.
with an almighty bang it
hit the fan , and then…
covered everyone in range with