The 5 Word Story

a rather nasty product off

white in colour but smells

hiya,
like a Greek wrestlers jockstrap
thanks harry, long retired.

made from pink ribbon with

hiya,
brass bells on the tassells
thanks harry, long retired.

from Altitude`s boxed-up possessions en-route

to the big love in

something needed to be done

to put a stop to

to sort it out fast

before tld got involved with

holding the funds to the

stop the mad partys and

hiya,
bring in health and safety
thanks harry, long retired.

rules banning Scania 80/81 units

to keep Mr Harry Gill

with his trusty Leyland Octopus

could tell the difference between

and drag happy in his

cab with a bacon bun