The 5 Word Story

which makes indigestion out of

the question as they digest

the food properly like good

old sales men that try

to sell a dead parrot

and a dead rat with

every burger bought at Ashmed`s

hiya,
will feed a Cairn terrier
thanks harry, long retired,

buy one get one free and

hiya,
feed a hungry pig aswell
thanks harry, long retired.

that would take a lot

according to chef Jamie Olither

With his healthy eating options

and no Fiona`s creamcakes to

saving them for another day

and another soddin` T.V. series

brought along a very old

about bloody police catching perps

( and that rhymes with herpes !! )

bit like cabs and scabs