trying to sell insurance for
accident-prone footballers and managers
who might fall over feigning
a slight kiss on the wrist
or taking a dive for
apples in the old ■■■■
and getting drenched for his
effort to find a pippin
and a Bramley with a
bit of fresh custard and
a bent spoon from Uri
so that when you eat
you throw boomerang fashion and
get a hole in one
barnstable show ground where everyone 
which goes to show just
down the hatch it goes
hiya,
if you use the correct
thanks harry, long retired.
technique which will dispatch anything
technique and loads of willpower