otherwise they will have to
eat it for lunch on
sunday and have a special
on a Thursday instead of
toad in the hole they
usually have on Friday with
a cold beer and some
pickles from the old lady
who used to tell storys
about ghosts and ghouls that
would come out at night
to see the stars in
Morecambe , where Bewick would gaze
across the bay at cockleshell
but the police stoped this
after the chinks got stuffed
by the short-sighted pie filler
who mistook them for real
people only to find that
they were meerkats from T.V.