Just in case they got
rowdy and tried to nick
the golf buggy parked by
the bunker where there’s a
horse left by ■■■■ turpin
while he slipped behind the
behind the bushes to look
for black bess and found
a little baby dressed in
Rab C Nesbitt’s string vest
armed with a bottle in
the baldy man sat in
the pouring rain singing for
at home on the range
translates as : ■■■ on Aga
or feel the heat in
the kitchen when the Mrs
is cooking something up for
the randy git when he
sits down to dine finds