The 5 Word Story

a condom in his soup

and full of chewed-up meat

hiya,
and thinks it’s a haggis
thanks harry, long retired.

in a sheeps skin but

can’t be sure and gives

a stab with his fork

cringing just in case it

still attached to his torso

skidding across the plate onto

the nun`s lap , as she

hit a high note singing 'morning…

…oh, what a beautiful day ,… "

…something astray heading my way…

as the seagull flew overhead

bombs away … emulsion paint look

don’t look Ethel here comes

The Streak ,… Altitude breaks loose

from Kuhne Nagel and heads

nothing on but a smile

causing bonnie lass to smile