such is now a brew
house to an old slapper
who runs a cafe there
there is lots of dodgy
Things started happenening like
nun tickling and chasing young
Done it again stupid fool 
laughing all the way round
the track at the convent
on the way to see
mother superior for a quickie
and back round to monkmore
who is a willing boy
when hes next in the
for a cuppa tea and
a cream cake if he
can’t resist the temptation to
be a doughnut eating pillsbury
not good for the waistline
or for the vicar to