The 5 Word Story

[kitkat]

to having fun on the

[bonnie_lass]

heading down the main street

[mullens]

with slick back hair and

[harry_gill]

hiya,
handbag and nine inch heels
thanks harry, long retired.

[brados]

but bald soles on the

[harry_gill]

hiya,
shoes to match the ■■■■■■
thanks harry, long retired.

[brados]

with no tax and a fat

[mullens]

lip from being smacked in

[brados]

Paddy’s bar at 2am on

[mullens]

sunday night when a cat

[brados]

on the stage started stripping

[dave_the_renegade]

and screetching like a tabby

[brados]

on heat with a tom

[dave_the_renegade]

cats briar willie doing the

[cattle_wagon_man]

impression of a scaffolding pole

[brados]

freshly stolen from the site

[bonnie_lass]

along with the mixer and

[brados]

some pink frilly knickers tied

[dave_the_renegade]

to the bowl on the

[brados]

side of an old caravan