The 5 Word Story

Freezing cold shower for needed

but that inflame the devil

and cause a locking of

the handcuffs or straight jacket

so members of the public

can come along and slap

themselves silly and then it

went in another direction away

away from the crowds to

the cruel extreme of tickling

the pole cats that were

interbreeding with ferrets and stoats

which made them turn into

nice warm coats that poles

use for underwear to purify

them being a real man

but they still stunk like

travelling people that drives and

wants everything they can get

hiya,
with a big fat ■■■■■
thanks harry, long retired.