big heavy boxes down from
her bedroom from under the
very top shelf she was
keeping her smalls in as
she didn’t want to scare
the pirates who had been
sunning themselves at the old
bull and bush public house
on a Sunday lunchtime during
cup final when someone got
Andy Carroll to play football
in a pink bra and
crotchless drawers with ■■■■■ showing
wrong thread very sorry folks
so someone had to sort
DTR out he’s lost it
but back on track now
so theres no need for
But secretly Kitkat is addicted
panic or the handcuffs - maybe