The 5 Word Story

big heavy boxes down from

her bedroom from under the

very top shelf she was

keeping her smalls in as

she didn’t want to scare

the pirates who had been

sunning themselves at the old

bull and bush public house

on a Sunday lunchtime during

cup final when someone got

Andy Carroll to play football

in a pink bra and

crotchless drawers with ■■■■■ showing

wrong thread very sorry folks

so someone had to sort

DTR out he’s lost it

but back on track now

so theres no need for

But secretly Kitkat is addicted

panic or the handcuffs - maybe