The 5 Word Story

do a ten mile jog

in horizontal fashion if he

If he has ten pints

hiya,
he will become an exponent
thanks harry, long retired.

of the brewery where he

tests all the outgoing beer

and staggers on to test

the choir boys are in

for a late-night (ch)oral practice

and then on to gargle

the vicars juicy sauce which

is a special mix every

time he grabs a choirboy

and squeezes his milking pouch

causing him to sing soprano

for his supper while the

vicar soaked in the bath

Which was a trough in

the bath with a rubber

blow up boy doll with