The 5 Word Story

and started washing horses for

hiya,
to keep the wolf from
thanks harry long retired,

eating them before they go

on holiday to the strange

hiya,
but wonderful land where there
thanks harry, long retired.

are free pubs and restaurants

and a lovely golden beach

and clear blue sea and

hiya,
the cops have wooden legs
thanks harry long retired.

and say ah-ha Jim lad

with women dressed in just

of the crowd, who were …

an eye patch while smiling

at brados and his parrot

hiya,
which was moulting very profusely
thanks harry, long retired.

and squawking pieces of eight

wheel Scammell all over the

place dancing and fooling around

the pole and dancing on

the bonnet of CWM car