The 5 Word Story

but spat him out smartish

for the other gob to

grab a bit, not good

as he tasted so bad

hiya,
must’ve tasted of red diesel
thanks harry, long retired.

that’s a favourite of our travellers

they even bath in diesel

which explains the smell of

diesel in their wedding dresses

that catch fire easily when

standing too close burning copper

which contained the moonshine for

the wedding reception held in

hiya,
anywhere that would have them
thanks harry, long retired.

most places where already booked

hiya,
or so they told them
thanks harry, long retired.

And could not cope with

hiya,
rejection that’s against their principals
thanks harry, long retired.

and so they moved on

to a very big field