hiya,
health and safety to step
thanks harry, long retired.
in and save the drakes
and sent them to Alesbury
where Jimmy Saville ate them
hiya,
but couldn’t eat Charlie Drake
thanks harry, long retired.
who said “hello my darling”
wheres my dinner ive been
decluttering the shed and found
an old fishing rod that
belonged to Captain Ahab who
was the daddy of all
whale hunters who chased large
whales octopus and anything he
could get his grubby hands
in the end his wife
chucked him overboard in the
middle of shark infested waters
and he was no match
for the two headed monsters
that bit him in two