The 5 Word Story

which was a converted cattle

feeder he was so angry

that he strangled the parrot

and drank all the blood

and turned into a vampire

to hunt virgins on the

nights with the full moon

and strip them naked before

dawn and the stake man

which got out of hand

as he had no mallet

and made do with a

sledge hammer to make sure

the job could be completed

then he became a werewolf

hiya,
yes but he’s alright nowwwwwwwwwwwwww
thanks harry, long retired.

as he howled at the

stobart drivers for making him

hiya,
making him move swiftly from
thanks harry, long retired.

Carlisle towards Kendal where he