Buxton , land of The Flintstones
and Wilma, running around with
cattle wagon man in his
new red Ferrari ( jealous , eh ? )
and hot pants (not jealous 
)
with brown hob nailed boots
and a vest top like
Kylie wears when she goes
swimming with cattle wagon man
in the slurry pits on
hiya,
Ilkley Moor baht hat,eh’
thanks harry, long retired.
he likes his women covered
in smell of the countryside
picking fruit and veg and
picking your nose to boot
the snotballs at traffic wardens
who just deserve what they
get where it hits them
right between the eye’s with
a sweaty wet kipper thrown