The 5 Word Story

and eyebrow curlers to stop

hiya,
the dandruff from getting into
thanks harry, long retired.

his drink but didn’t work

just sat about drinking

harry_gills share of the malt `

until Harry noticed the bottle

was almost empty then he

soon downed the last little

drop and went looking for

some skirt to play with

as he likes a bit

of hanky panky whenever he

combing them brows, he uses

Hilda Ogdens curlers , not Altitudes

soldering iron and a bottle

of lawn restorer from B & Q

reduced to 8.99 instead of

£20 for a load of cowmuck

from Ashmeds Bargain Bucket ` takeaway

just off the A6 near