The 5 Word Story

in doss houses disguised as

brothels where they try and

do it but can’t get

it up at all because

they spend to much time

stroking the wrong part of

some old fat bird from

there party sausage and then

hanging around the public toilets

looking for a good time

or even a proper job.

hiya,
selling crabs on the seashore
thanks harry, long retired.

so they can scratch for

making themselves look like silly

Billies as Denis Healey would

be turning in there grave

when he is dead which

he was as The Exchequer

who took all our money

hiya,
to keep himself in whisky
thanks harry, long retired.