The 5 Word Story

by a smelly lorry driver

who was on another overnighter

Show in Barnstable, doing the …

and loved causing trouble and

tickling greasy lil up the

wrong way as he’s good

rubbing people the wrong way

and causing lots of friction

which resulted in burning rubber

dam useless jonnys are no

use like having a bath

with your wellies still on

its all about the wet

getting wetter and better

like all over the country

which will from tomorrow after

be drier and drier for

everywhere , lots of mucky buggers

in Leek today,but then

what do you expect in