The 5 Word Story

flooding back and cause nightmares

from her Radio 2 programme

which Chris Evans chats Lynn

and Nathan’s been very naughty

would it be the ginger

boy chatting the Splott girl

here’s an important news flash

that’s a change from a

big boy to a little

House on a Herefordshire prairie

nobody everyone had forgotten about

the saucy action that has

HP thinking the bottles may

be put to good use

by ■■■■■■ for nicking diesel

and so much metal it

would sink the Titanic

which is impossible due to

someone saying it is unsinkable.

There’s a story going round