which covered the hot spots
from D.T.R. `s wandering eyes as
CWM needs watching as he
is known for all the
anti tinker leaflets that he
slips under anything that wobbles
to hold the old girl
steady to get his wicked
way with cuddly Carol Vorderman
who is old meat now
and well past her sell
by date try a fresh
old bag like Sarah Kennedy 
who is well pickled and
Due for the breakers yard
moist with some very lovely
wrinkles and warts on her
hot spots which are not
a very pretty sight and
Ha,memories,memories they keep