The 5 Word Story

that there is a ■■■■

ewe tied to a lampost

outside CWM’s house waiting for

I’m free Captain Peacock and

a good hard stroke with

some Devonshire bloke called Bernard

he liked that sort of

thing in Kendal leisure centre

so us normal people had

to catch New Forest ponies

Before Altitude traded them in

and ride them ■■■■■■■■ over

the countryside back to Mullens

where he broke them in

to tiny pieces and handed

them back , expecting a refund

but it was not forthcoming

neither is Mullens he’s quiet

so heads to the Pub

with the verger looking for