that there is a ■■■■
ewe tied to a lampost
outside CWM’s house waiting for
I’m free Captain Peacock and
a good hard stroke with
some Devonshire bloke called Bernard
he liked that sort of
thing in Kendal leisure centre
so us normal people had
to catch New Forest ponies
Before Altitude traded them in
and ride them ■■■■■■■■ over
the countryside back to Mullens
where he broke them in
to tiny pieces and handed
them back , expecting a refund
but it was not forthcoming
neither is Mullens he’s quiet
so heads to the Pub
with the verger looking for