The 5 Word Story

with a donkey engine to

keep the old fridge running

to stop everything dripping all

over Mullens nice new shiny

boots which he bought from

cattle wagon mans market stall

up on Shap where the

winds gets up your passage

and the sheep get frightened

as soon as it gets

as Cattle Wagon Man prowls

the hills of ■■■■■■■ with

the look of a depraved bigfoot

striding over the deep snowdrifts

he wont let anything get

in his way as he

is determined to get some

sheep to have his wicked

way with before letting anyone

else have a go at