The 5 Word Story

her for my services because

she’s badly in need of

a good seeing to and

Mullens is in pole position

for giving her a creamy

bun in the oven for

when she is feeling down

because eddie sacked her for

being an idiot on T.V.

and catching VD from Mullens

send for some red deisel

an give her a back-flush

so she is like new

now with a full rebore

ready for a big hard

boiled spud to keep her

fed with a masher to

help her curly green teeth

bite Mullens neck as he

starts his old hanky panky