The 5 Word Story

working there charm on the

old hag in the tea

and cake shop where there

are tarts, frequented by randy Altitude

on a day trip to

Kendal where plenty of cake

lovers go for some action

plent of Navy cake there

and some local jam tarts

and the crumbly Grasmere Gingerbread

oh dear its getting ginger

hiya,
and Kendal mint cake to
thanks harry long retired

top things off so a

■■■■■■■■■■ Sausage , with local ingredients

which could be very dodgy

had to make do and

Use the contents of Bud143s

when along came the vicar

on his Honda step through

with racing pigeons on back