The 5 Word Story

came out of a cattle

building , chased by randy Muckaway

and it was shouting about

cattle-wagon-man seducing it with milk

and stroking it in rude

fashion perverting it and frightening

it to death but along

the ■■■■ out of it

making it ten times worse

than what altitude was doing

so it was time for

some more catterwaIling from CWM

a certain company that would

surely have altitude feeling jealous

but there was no need

as he’s got a top

job with a proper company

as a Ann Summers` rep

with a M A N proper lorry

perving all over these saucy