The 5 Word Story

fish and chips in cafes

where the Village People audition

top get a part in some

film to frighten ■■■■■■■■ sheep-doggers

that Dave’s home made ■■■■

broker shop in Capel Bangor

would not even take as

would make cattle wagomn man

green with envy as he

Suffered serious friction burns and

sore trouser worm from scoring

with Madame fist and a

fat bird down the local

parlour with miss whiplash at

the local bar in Kendal

are known to congregate for

when on holiday from Witney

he ended up in Houston

where we burn ■■■■■■ for

breakfast with egg and bacon